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Happy Retirement!
You've Earned This
Last Day. Best Day.
Time to Dig Into What You Love
Your Calendar Is Finally Empty
Retired: The Only Job Where Getting Fired Is the Goal
CTRL+ALT+RETIRE
Out of Office... Forever
You've Been Promoted to Nap Manager
Welcome to Your Golden Era
The Freedom Trip Begins!
Hakuna Matata
You've Earned Every Nap
Freedom!
FINALLY. They Can't Make You Go Back.
What Day Is It? Doesn't Matter. You're Retired.
Tee Time at 9. And 11. And 2. And 4.
Welcome Home, Honey. Here's Your New List.
The New Routine: Coffee, Newspaper, Repeat
