Send “Retired: The Only Job Where Getting Fired Is the Goal”

Happy Retirement!

You've Earned This

Last Day. Best Day.

Time to Dig Into What You Love

Your Calendar Is Finally Empty

CTRL+ALT+RETIRE

Out of Office... Forever

You've Been Promoted to Nap Manager

Welcome to Your Golden Era

The Freedom Trip Begins!

You're Done. (In the Best Way.)

Hakuna Matata

You've Earned Every Nap

Freedom!

FINALLY. They Can't Make You Go Back.

What Day Is It? Doesn't Matter. You're Retired.

Tee Time at 9. And 11. And 2. And 4.

Welcome Home, Honey. Here's Your New List.

The New Routine: Coffee, Newspaper, Repeat